tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18832089353660866502024-03-13T10:59:17.534+09:00Xanana Republic GazetteOne person's view of life in East Timor.fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.comBlogger172125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-75730946579834013942010-07-04T09:02:00.000+09:002010-07-04T09:05:00.133+09:00A Joke<meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CWayne%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CWayne%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CWayne%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> 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Telcom lottery I would give you half”.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“You would?” says Alseno.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Of course, you are my best friend. And if I had two houses I would give you one, because you are my best friend”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“You would?” says Alseno.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“I would” answers Jose “because you are my best friend. And if I had two buffalo I would give you one, because you are my best friend”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“You would?” asks Alseno.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Of course I would, because you are my best friend. And if I had two goats, I would give you one”.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“You would?” replies Alseno. “And what if you had two chickens?”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Fuck off, you know I’ve got two chickens”
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<br /></p> fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-21232271827036052752010-05-05T15:00:00.003+09:002010-05-05T15:37:37.057+09:00Baffled Backpackers Buggered at BatugadeAs most of us are aware this year our President, Jose Ramos Horta has set up quite a few events to help encourage tourism in our wonderful country. We will be having the first underwater photo contest, the second Tour de Timor, the Dili Marathon, the endurance race and quite a few other events including the re-instatement of the Darwin to Dili yacht race. These are all wonderful things and I must say that I personally am looking forward to them all very much.<br />Not so the Ministry of the Interior. In their supreme wisdom this ministry has decided that at the moment the only way for any tourists to get here is by 'plane. A few weeks ago it was decided that anyone coming to our country overland from West Timor will no longer be able to get a visa at the border. You CAN enter the country this way if you have a previous Timor-Leste tourist visa in your passport but not if you are a first time visitor. Apparently, in theory you can get a visa at the consulate in Kupang or Bali. In practice you can't. See <a href="http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thorntree/thread.jspa?threadID=1903159">this link </a>for reasons why.<br /><br />So, all you first time visitors to Timor-Leste, "piss off".<br /><br />....fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-22291525720021817752010-05-05T14:39:00.003+09:002010-05-05T14:51:14.626+09:00Banana Republic or what?In today's (May 5th 2010) Timor-Leste newspapers the following Prime Ministrial edict appeared:<br />(please excuse the translation from Tetum)<br /><br /><em>Based on instructions from His Excellency Mr. Prime Minister and from the Ministry of Tourism, Commerce and Industry:</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>1. Bussiness's such as supermarkets, shops and kiosks, all of them in Dili, must participate in the general clean-up which takes place every week on Friday by cleaning the area in front of their place of business.</em><br /><em></em><br /><em></em><br /><em>2. Starting today 3rd May 2010 all supermarkets, shops and kiosks in Dili have to paint and decorate with coloured fairy lights to commemmorate the restoration of independence on 20th May. </em><br /><br /><em>NB - Those who do not participate in the general clean-up and do not follow these instructions <strong>will be sanctioned by the withdrawal of their business licenses</strong> by the Ministry of Tourism, Commerce and Industry.</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>Signed and stamped by:</em><br /><em>Fernando Da Silva,</em><br /><em>National Director of Commerce.</em><br /><br /><br />What a bloody joke. This is what you fought for Falantil.<br />I wonder whose relatives have a coloured fairy lights and paint business?<br /><br />....fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-73931108033852164462010-05-05T10:37:00.004+09:002010-05-05T11:00:33.344+09:00Timor Telecon<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPWywk4y7ZKCojQ_2A5j5oAD5E8E9ItJ_dNVRXeoWZohU9xUmUGPUu8JJj48eXM8BUqlaQYi4h2djVEqN67jO5FM4ROvDOnpeRGjVy_BAueSPKY1gg97kg90gdRAypOrcIC1zz-CuFMuU/s1600/timor+telecom.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 208px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 314px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467594164136145474" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPWywk4y7ZKCojQ_2A5j5oAD5E8E9ItJ_dNVRXeoWZohU9xUmUGPUu8JJj48eXM8BUqlaQYi4h2djVEqN67jO5FM4ROvDOnpeRGjVy_BAueSPKY1gg97kg90gdRAypOrcIC1zz-CuFMuU/s320/timor+telecom.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><div>So, here's what happened.</div><div></div><div>I woke up at 6am on Friday and thought I'd play a bit of 'Mafia Wars' on the old <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">internet</span>. Unfortunately the old <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">internet</span> decided that 6am was a bit early for it so I couldn't get on line. Eventually, at 7.15am I managed to get through to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">Timor</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">Telecon</span> 'customer support' (no, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-error">thats</span> not an oxymoron (actually it is)) and was told that a 'technician' may show up in "around 3 days"! I was also given a complaint number. After explaining to the lady at 'customer support' that the problem was probably with the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error">Timor</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" class="blsp-spelling-error">Telecon</span> main frame we said our goodbyes. </div><div>After 7 more 'phone calls to 'customer support' a 'technician' (and I use the term lightly) finally turned up at 5pm. This chap then proceeded to check all my connections, making sure that in a sudden frenzy I had not disconnected anything, added anything, taken away anything or had not deliberately fucked up my own <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_7" class="blsp-spelling-error">internet</span>. He then decided that maybe my problem was with the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_8" class="blsp-spelling-error">landline</span> and he would call his office to check said <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_9" class="blsp-spelling-error">Timor</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_10" class="blsp-spelling-error">Telecon</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_11" class="blsp-spelling-error">landline</span>. Unfortunately the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_12" class="blsp-spelling-error">Timor</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_13" class="blsp-spelling-error">Telecon</span> technicians <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_14" class="blsp-spelling-error">Timor</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_15" class="blsp-spelling-error">Telecon</span> telephone had a flat battery. So he used my <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_16" class="blsp-spelling-error">landline</span> to 'phone his office to check that my <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_17" class="blsp-spelling-error">landline</span> was working! <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_18" class="blsp-spelling-error">Doh</span>! After ascertaining that my <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_19" class="blsp-spelling-error">landline</span> was indeed working he told me that the problem was probably with the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_20" class="blsp-spelling-error">Timor</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_21" class="blsp-spelling-error">Telecon</span> main frame (yep) and he would go back and get it fixed. We parted on good terms considering that I was thinking of setting my dogs on him and all <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_22" class="blsp-spelling-error">Timor</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_23" class="blsp-spelling-error">Telecon</span> employees and shareholders (especially the bloody shareholders).</div><div></div><div>After waiting what I thought was a reasonable time (1 hour) with still no <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_24" class="blsp-spelling-error">internet</span> I 'phoned 'customer support' again. I was again told that a 'technician' would arrive in 'around 3 days' again! <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_25" class="blsp-spelling-error">Aaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh</span>! This on a Friday evening and Saturday and Sunday were not part of the 3 days.</div><div>So, later on the Friday evening I 'phoned 'customer support' again, mistakenly thinking that as it was a 24hour service they might not be so busy at that time of night and that I might get a bit more satisfaction. Wrong again. The wanker on the end of the line laughed at me and then hung up!</div><div></div><div>Monday morning, 1135am, and I was advised to buy an electricity <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_26" class="blsp-spelling-error">stabilizer</span>. So I did. Plugged it in. Still no <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_27" class="blsp-spelling-error">internet</span>. The 'technician' then told me the problem was probably with <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_28" class="blsp-spelling-error">Timor</span> poxy <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_29" class="blsp-spelling-error">Telecon</span>. </div><div>Maybe we will get it fixed today Mister. Fat chance.</div><div></div><div>Well, hush my mouth and slap my wrists. At 5.30pm the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_30" class="blsp-spelling-error">internet</span> just magically reappeared and I was online. Hooray!</div><div></div><div>Fuck 'em though. I'm still posting this.</div><div></div><div>....</div><div></div><div></div>fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-80730689225877037532010-05-04T23:03:00.002+09:002010-05-04T23:06:17.331+09:00So Where Was I?Oh Yeah,<br />I notice that in this weeks (03/14/10) edition of TEMPO SEMANAL that our illoustrious leader only had 19 pictures published of HIMSELF. Something should be done. This is not enough.<br /><br />JB what are you up to?<br /><br />....fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-10208134929113171502009-11-18T14:50:00.004+09:002009-11-18T15:03:24.313+09:00Whale Of A TimeThe following pictures are of a Humpback whale cow and calf taken at Bob's Rock yesterday, 17th November at about 1pm. The calf kept breaching while mum kept a careful watch. Mum is the very large light blue object under the water.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjswo_anI5iz0epZibCUyOBNpr976T4DzAp6fUTdb9ppa4pIIXmHxnSIB1X0XNd8gXJSOaEepc7s2i-8_vX4xN72lWPLRRgGid3wq91gCvkxAmq01mZqTQTvef6DDFzlA4vPVGOS1s_2Wg/s1600/DSC_9337.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; HEIGHT: 147px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405319454107981538" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjswo_anI5iz0epZibCUyOBNpr976T4DzAp6fUTdb9ppa4pIIXmHxnSIB1X0XNd8gXJSOaEepc7s2i-8_vX4xN72lWPLRRgGid3wq91gCvkxAmq01mZqTQTvef6DDFzlA4vPVGOS1s_2Wg/s320/DSC_9337.JPG" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCKzYi8-k8fEbkur6BykzEdIwwBD90HdtajK5RGtzQDk-g5W7jAEaiJCxqz3wUXZ2l9ADirBJ4wa4TFHj4zH23atD8V-mixgtZIXHNsgBygPQSyuAI8M_Q4hjSrxun8ascqDZmNWSsBG4/s1600/DSC_9336.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; HEIGHT: 173px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405319444638723490" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCKzYi8-k8fEbkur6BykzEdIwwBD90HdtajK5RGtzQDk-g5W7jAEaiJCxqz3wUXZ2l9ADirBJ4wa4TFHj4zH23atD8V-mixgtZIXHNsgBygPQSyuAI8M_Q4hjSrxun8ascqDZmNWSsBG4/s320/DSC_9336.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVhyphenhyphentNpq1nT878SFk3G6MnsBJiyNNgKActI_RKuuNb60D632SpUrjmcBu7_GpAdMfEgEOusFDmxZZKCoz3jGT51TcCy_IGgGwD1gbS8KRQ3lL11dDVt2tVHTv1FxAsAzhTsi87T8GZWQs/s1600/DSC_9335.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; HEIGHT: 191px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405319442700476786" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVhyphenhyphentNpq1nT878SFk3G6MnsBJiyNNgKActI_RKuuNb60D632SpUrjmcBu7_GpAdMfEgEOusFDmxZZKCoz3jGT51TcCy_IGgGwD1gbS8KRQ3lL11dDVt2tVHTv1FxAsAzhTsi87T8GZWQs/s320/DSC_9335.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6OZ4iGP5CTqYCAEAqfl-MqvQ2S9MjzE6zP_83UFWNDxKILK2J7TVMnN4mLfgYNymciUiY19CzLFRWxN5WWlodP7msJPa7JPK-NKPTfd4IzYd_MOmzKnJkM_rfe9MPBpyE2DCEfRp8nMk/s1600/DSC_9334.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; HEIGHT: 189px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405319437363743090" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6OZ4iGP5CTqYCAEAqfl-MqvQ2S9MjzE6zP_83UFWNDxKILK2J7TVMnN4mLfgYNymciUiY19CzLFRWxN5WWlodP7msJPa7JPK-NKPTfd4IzYd_MOmzKnJkM_rfe9MPBpyE2DCEfRp8nMk/s320/DSC_9334.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />I love it here</div><div> </div><div>....</div><div><br /><br /><br /> </div><div></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div></div></div></div>fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-71092126112475694762009-11-12T23:27:00.002+09:002009-11-12T23:33:14.165+09:00I Just Couldn't Resist ThisThese were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!)<br /><br />Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).<br />A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.<br /><br />Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )<br />A:Depends how much you've been drinking.<br /><br />Q:I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)<br />A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.<br /><br />Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns , Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK)<br />A: What did your last slave die of?<br /><br />Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )<br />A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe . Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.<br /><br />Q:Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )<br />A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.<br /><br />Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )<br />A:Why? Just use your fingers like we do...<br /><br />Q:Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )<br />A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.<br /><br />Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )<br />A: You are a British politician, right?<br /><br />Q:Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )<br />A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.<br /><br />Q:Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )<br />A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.<br /><br />Q:I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )<br />A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.<br /><br />Q:I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? (USA)<br />A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.<br /><br />Q:Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )<br />A: Only at Christmas.<br /><br />Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )<br />A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first <br /><br />....fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-56922441765211734162009-09-11T12:44:00.003+09:002009-09-11T12:50:47.918+09:00OUR MATE<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFKv24v-145l_utmAGPO0wE_dlyn3fekKjTnd6I4KodSwnzVLaP3Wfz2NztZyB8rjUMWzaKCwmsLpbTUDZMGm1lZTLWP2lkeRdZ8xAU-5mbORtAfZNcb7M7TvWI7lYzI33xvw-pKNn-Lc/s1600-h/henry.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380051033452329922" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFKv24v-145l_utmAGPO0wE_dlyn3fekKjTnd6I4KodSwnzVLaP3Wfz2NztZyB8rjUMWzaKCwmsLpbTUDZMGm1lZTLWP2lkeRdZ8xAU-5mbORtAfZNcb7M7TvWI7lYzI33xvw-pKNn-Lc/s400/henry.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong>HENRY KOBY</strong></div><div align="center"></div>There is a core group of long-time foreign residents in Dili who have brought changes to Timor-Leste whilst at the same time being changed themselves. Henry Koby has certainly left his mark on this town. In return he discovered that he had reserves of energy, courage and humour, enabling him to face the challenges of running an enduring tourism business in Timor-Leste on a shoestring. He was the heart and soul of Dili Backpackers in Mandarin, a simple hostel that has welcomed hundreds of pioneering travellers, making Timor-Leste a must-visit destination for any backpacker worth his salt. I remember him welcoming visitors straight off the bus from Kupang, who turned to him in their bewilderment for advice about how to explore this slightly scary outpost on the backpackers trail. He would shake his head, sigh at their unworldliness and, in his usual irascible way, devote hours to answering their endless queries, pretending to be impatient. Henry had endless patience. He was generous with his time. He had a soft centre. He knew the backpackers’ world, showed a genuine interest in travellers’ adventures – and occasional misadventures – and entertained them by offering an acerbic and usually humorous commentary on life in Dili. He consequently became well-known on the international backpacker circuit, featuring in countless travellers’ blogs, and will be missed by more people around the world than we can imagine.<br />When Dili was hit by the 2006 crisis, many expats who had spent years and fortunes setting up businesses and making lives for themselves in this country watched in shock as Dili burned. Backpackers were still turning up as youths fought on the street outside the gates. These were strange days. One night Henry drove rioters away with a spade as they tried to climb the fence into the hostel. Even though he was greatly outnumbered, he roared defiance at the intruders. They fled. Henry could be fierce.<br />During this period, Henry found work as an electrical contractor at the Heliport, newly occupied by Australian forces. I met him one day as he cursed security guards at the Heliport as they would not allow him to enter to do his work because he didn’t have a pass because he was self-employed. Dili was full of people with passes dangling around their necks: police, army, NGO’s and aid workers, who had been shipped in to deal with the crisis. But we expat residents didn’t “belong” to an organization. We just belonged to Dili. We decided that we, too, needed an identity as a group, a pass. So Henry became the first member of the LCC – The Local Characters’ Club – open only to those foreigners who had arrived in Timor-Leste before independence, investing our own capital, without a safety-net . The LCC pass had a photo and an official-looking crest. It worked for Henry and he never had trouble getting access to the work site again when he flashed the pass. It was a joke, based on his quirky sense of humour, but there was actually an underlying seriousness to the bond between Local Characters, who numbered only 20 or so. One of the club’s rules was that all Local Characters should help any other member who was in trouble, regardless of whether they were on speaking terms or not. Henry was always there for us when we found ourselves in a predicament. He would grumble, suck his teeth, and pitch in to help.<br />Henry had a narrow escape in 2006 when he unwittingly rode into a gunfight on his motor bike. A bullet passed between his arm and his ribcage, punching a hole in his T-shirt and leaving just a graze. He often joked about it. When his final illness was diagnosed, and he returned to Dili after months of treatment, he had us laughing as he told anecdotes about his time in hospital and how he tormented the long-suffering nursing staff. He told us that his illness had brought him face to face with death and that he felt serene about the end, whenever it might come; he was ready. He had also gained a new appreciation of life, a sweetness, a gentleness of manner. In sharing these experiences, I believe that he was saying goodbye to us and trying to diminish the grief that we are all feeling now. He was shy, he didn’t like a fuss. He loved Timor-Leste deeply. He told us that he wanted to be here at the end and I am glad he was. He belonged here. But without Henry, Dili has lost some of its flavor. He will be missed and fondly remembered.<br /><br /><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">R.I.P. MATE </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">......</div><div align="center"> </div>fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-62643461337275028382009-07-20T19:47:00.001+09:002009-07-20T19:53:02.284+09:00Oooh It Makes Me Mad<div align="center">Overhead in a popular watering hole the other night. One UN Old Hand (i.e. more than 3 months here) handing out her wisdom to a couple of newbie’s:<br /><br />“I like to collect Tais, but you can also get some really good coral jewellery here. The antique stuff is quite expensive but you can buy some made with new coral so I’d say get that”<br /><br />It’s fucking illegal to buy or sell coral products here, to try and export it out of the country and to try and import it into either Australia, Singapore or Indonesia. Aside from that doesn’t this idiot watch Discovery, Animal Planet or any of the other many channels that have been telling us for years that coral reefs are dying? That we have a responsibility to help protect them.<br /><br /><strong>UNTAET<br />UNTAET/REG/2000/19<br />30 June 2000<br />REGULATION NO. 2000/19<br />ON PROTECTED PLACES<br /></strong><br />Section 4<br />Coral Reefs<br /><br />The coral reefs present in the waters of East Timor shall be protected. For the<br />purposes of the present regulation:<br />(a) the intentional killing, damaging, or destruction of coral or coral reef;<br />(b) the use of explosives or poisons for fishing which results in the killing,<br />damaging, or destroying of coral or coral reef;<br />(c) the buying or selling of coral or products made from coral; and<br />(d) the export of coral or products made from coral,<br /><strong>shall be prohibited</strong>.<br /><br /></div><div align="left">Well, that got that off my well oiled and muscular chest<br /><br />….<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> </div>fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-72755876993108641242009-05-21T09:14:00.001+09:002009-05-21T09:19:02.874+09:00Holier Than Thou?Re: <a href="http://thediliinsider.blogspot.com/">'The Dili Insider'</a><br /><br />And I quote<br /><br />“Slander, idle gossip and unsubstantiated nonsense will be ignored”<br /><br />Bloody hypocrite…<br /><br /> ....fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-62825756376796788212009-05-21T08:44:00.000+09:002009-05-21T08:46:28.359+09:00A Long Term PlanKILL ALL THE BLOODY GOATS!<br /><br />....fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-41641177832348495902009-05-12T00:07:00.001+09:002009-05-12T00:12:38.589+09:00Some Good News (at last)Follow <a href="http://www.theage.com.au/world/voters-reject-terror-of-timor-20090511-b0k7.html">this link </a>for more information:<br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Voters reject terror of Timor<br /></span></strong><em>Tom Allard, Jakarta</em><br />May 12, 2009<br /><strong>EURICO Guterres</strong>, the pro-integration militia leader who terrorised East Timor as it voted for independence, has failed to win a seat in Indonesia's Parliament.<br />Mr Guterres' failure to get the lucrative sinecure as West Timor's representative was confirmed at the weekend with the release of the final results of April's legislative elections.<br />"Because he is a famous figure, it was hard for him," said a member of Mr Guterres' campaign team, Hukman Reny, comparing him to Brazilian soccer player Ronaldinho.<br />"Just like Ronaldinho, whenever he plays, all the backs try to stop him scoring," he said.<br />With his long hair, beret and incendiary speeches, Mr Guterres was the anti-independence movement's figurehead and was accused of leading murderous rampages during East Timor's blood-soaked transition to nationhood.<br />Mr Guterres was found guilty by Indonesia's courts of crimes against humanity, but then later acquitted. He has been pursuing a parliamentary seat ever since.<br />The final tally of the vote for the national parliament confirmed that President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono's Democrat Party almost tripled its vote and secured the largest share of seats.<br />It also highlighted the chaotic organisation of a poll where millions of eligible voters were left off rolls, the wrong ballot papers were sent to districts and many had a poor understanding of how to cast their votes properly.<br />Almost 50 million Indonesians were either unable to vote or failed to turn up, while another 17.5 million voted incorrectly. At almost 40 per cent of registered voters, this so-called "golput" vote was easily the highest in Indonesia's decade of democracy.<br />Indonesia will vote for its president in July. The deadline for candidates to nominate expires on Saturday.<br />In the latest development, President Yudhoyono has made overtures to his long-time rival Megawati Soekarnoputri to support his presidential bid. Two weeks ago, Ms Soekarnoputri launched a "grand coalition" opposing the incumbent."<br /><br /><strong>well, bugger me!<br /></strong><br />....fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-17278721422644681712009-04-24T16:43:00.001+09:002009-04-24T16:48:54.725+09:00A Very Good Cause“In her shoes productions” proudly premiers the long awaited….<br /><br /><div align="left"><strong>THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES</strong> a play by Eve Ensler<br /></div><div align="left">When: Tuesday 28th and Wednesday 29th of April 2009<br />Where: at MOTION in Dili <br />Doors open @7.30pm show to start @8.00pm sharp </div><div align="left">(non-reserved seating- to be finished by 10pm) <br /></div><div align="left">About the <strong>MONOLOGUES</strong> : The smash-hit phenomenon that is The VaginaMonologues is soon to premier in Dili for the first time.. Based on interviews conducted with women from around the world, this poignant, hilariously witty and moving collection of tales gives voice to a chorus of lusty, outrageous, brave and thoroughly human stories. The Vagina Monologues is a celebration of female sexuality in all its complexity and mystery. An award-winning masterpiece giving voice to real women's deepest fantasies and fears, guaranteeing that no one who sees the show will ever look at a woman's body, or think of sex, in quite the same way again.</div>******************************************************<br />The PROCEEDS: The Vagina Monologues is performed around the world and each group performing donates a percentage of revenue from ticket sales to V-Day: a movement which benefits non-government organisations that work to stop all forms of violence against women…across the world. This year 10% Of V-Day campaign revenue will be donated to an organisation in the Democratic Republic of the Congo working to heal female victims of sexual violence. ******************************************************************************************Please note: V-day Timor-Leste will be donating 90% of revenue from ticket sales and donations to Casa Vida, a safe house offering treatment and refuge to female victims of sexual violence in Timor-Leste. Booking information: Tickets are $15.00 each and are going fast!! Please RSVP ASAP to secure your tickets by contacting:Lucy Kaval at <a href="mailto:vdaydili@hotmail.com">vdaydili@hotmail.com</a> or call her at +670-7472194<br /><br />….fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-7184060735942297512009-04-17T22:56:00.004+09:002009-04-18T10:28:31.418+09:00Travel Advisory<div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">This is an automated e-mail notification from the FOS Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade's Smugtraveller advisory service.</span></em><a name="top"></a></div><br /><a href="http://www.smartraveller.gov.au/zw-cgi/view/Advice/Index"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Travel Advice</span></strong></a><br />from the FOS Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade<br /><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;"><strong>Australia<br /></strong></span><span style="color:#3333ff;">Australia overall</span><br /><em>This Advice is current for Friday, 17 April 2009.<br /></em><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">Reconsider Your Need To Travel</span></strong></div><p><br /><em>This advice has been reviewed and reissued. It contains new information under Safety and Security: Civil Unrest/Political Tension (update), Local Travel (update) and Wildlife (crocodiles). The overall level of the advice has not changed.<br /></em><a name="Summary"></a><br /><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Summary<br /></span></strong>We advise you to reconsider your need to travel to Australia at this time because of the fragile security situation and the risk of violent (<strong>Bikie</strong>) unrest. The situation could deteriorate without warning.<br />If you decide to travel to Australia, you should exercise extreme caution. Violence could occur anywhere (<strong>Bikies</strong>) at any time in Australia.<br />You should avoid demonstrations, street rallies and public gatherings as they may turn violent. (<strong>Bikies</strong>)!<br />Medical facilities are limited and evacuation may be required in cases of serious illness or accident. Yeah, right.<br />Because of the uncertain security situation, we strongly recommend that you register your travel and contact details with us, so we can arrest you in an emergency.<br />Be a smart traveller. Before heading overseas:<br />1. Organise comprehensive travel insurance and check what circumstances and activities are not covered by your policy<br />2. Subscribe to this travel advice to receive free email updates each time it's reissued.<br /><br />On this page:<br /></p><p>Summary</p><p>Safety and Security</p><p>For Parents</p><p>Local Laws</p><p>Local Customs</p><p>Entry and Exit Requirements</p><p>Health Issues</p><p>Where to Get Help</p><p><a href="http://www.blogger.com/Local%20Settings/Temporary%20Internet%20Files/Content.IE5/02EULPFY/East_Timor%20(1).html#top#top"></a><br /><a name="Safety_and_Security"></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#3333ff;">Safety and Security</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;"><a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=tourist+attacks%2C+australia&aq=o&oq=">Tourism</a></span><br /></strong>Tourism is a threat throughout the world. You can find more information about this threat in our <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=tourist+attacks%2C+australia&aq=o&oq=">General Advice to Foreign Travellers</a>.<br />In planning your activities, consider the kind of places known to be tourist targets and the level of security provided. Possible targets includes hotels, clubs, restaurants, bars, beach’s and other places of alcohol worship, shops, outdoor recreation events, tourist areas and transport hubs or identifiably foreign (wog) businesses and interests.<br /><a name="Civil_Unrest_Political_Tension"></a><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;"><strong>Civil Unrest/Political Tension<br /></strong></span>We advise you to reconsider your need to travel to Australia at this time because of the fragile security situation and the risk of violent civil unrest. The situation could deteriorate without warning. Violence could occur anywhere at any time in Australia.<br />At present, law and order is maintained by the Awfully Fat Police (AFP) working with the local dobber-inners. Additional security is provided by the Nanny State force which consists of Australian Defence Forces personnel. You should check the security situation with AFP. See Local Travel (below) for contact details. During the course of 2009, the United Nations will commence a phased, state by state, handover of policing responsibility from AFP to the local dobber inners.<br />You should avoid demonstrations, protests, street rallies and public gatherings as they may turn violent. The risk of such events may increase in the lead-up to and on days of national, political or historic(?) significance. From time to time, protesters have expressed anti-Foreigner (wog) sentiments and threats have been directed towards Foreigners and Wog interests.<br />Violent disturbances and minor disputes can erupt in Sydney, Perth, Melbourne, Brisbane or just about anywhere else with a non white-European population without notice and escalate quickly. Be particularly vigilant, especially at night, in the vicinity of anywhere that sells booze and in areas where there is a concentration of people, such as large markets.<br /><a name="Crime"></a><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;"><strong><a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=port+arthur%2C+martin+bryant">Crime</a><br /></strong></span>Robbery (in some cases armed), assaults, theft and bag snatching have been directed at foreigners (wogs) in Australia, particularly individuals travelling alone or at night. Foreigners (wogs) have been caught up in incidents of armed robbery and assault everywhere and on nearby beaches. 'Smash and grab' style theft of property from vehicles occurs.<br />There is a history of <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=melbourne%2C+gangs">gang-related violence</a>, robbery, arson and vandalism in Australia (<strong><a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=bikies%2C+australia">Bikies</a></strong>). Rocks have been thrown at vehicles, particularly during the early evening and at night. You should avoid armed groups of people, including <strong><a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=bikies%2C+australia">Bikie</a></strong> gangs, both in the outback and in every major city.<br />Harassment and violence against women, including expatriate women, has been reported, including near the Bondi Beach.<br />Concerns remain about criminal activity in the outback regions.<br /><a name="Local_Travel"></a><br /><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Local Travel</span></strong><br />Foreigners (wogs) are advised to check the security situation, road conditions and the possibility of military operations with AFP before undertaking travel. The Awfully Fat Police (AFP) emergency and security information numbers can be called 24 hours a day on 112 or (670) 723 0365. You can also get information from the Security Information Co-ordination Centre within the United Nations Integrated Mission in Australia (UNIMAUS). The centre can be contacted 24 hours a day on (670) 331 2210, extension 5454 or (670) 723 0635.<br />Driving conditions are frequently hazardous due to poor road quality, too much signage and a lack of brains. For further advice, see our bulletin on <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=road+deaths%2C+australia">Overseas Road Safety</a>. Makeshift barricades are sometimes used as unauthorised road blocks and may appear anywhere in Australia.<br />Take care if using taxis, ute’s or trucks used as public transport due to the poor condition of many of these vehicles and poor driving standards. There is also an increased risk of robbery.<br />You should take particular care when hiking or moving about on foot in rural areas. <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=backpacker+murders%2C+australia&aq=o&oq=">Backpackers</a> should consider themselves warned but they are fair game.<br />For advice on travel to Tasmania (including King Island), travellers should consult our Tasmania Travel advice.<br /><a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=piracy%2C+australia&aq=f&oq=">Piracy</a> occurs in the all areas of Australia. </p><p><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Airline Safety</span></strong><br />Passengers on international flights to and from Australia are only allowed to carry a small amount of liquor (including stubbies and tinnies) in their carry-on baggage. When staff at Australia's overseas missions are advised not to use particular airlines due to small duty free allowances, this will be included in the travel advisory.<br /><a name="Natural_Disasters_Severe_Weather"></a><br /><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Natural Disasters, Severe Weather and Climate</span></strong><br />Australia is in an active arson zone and is subject to <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=bushfires%2C+australia">bushfires.</a><br />All outback regions of the world can experience bushfires, but there is a more frequent occurrence of large, destructive bushfires in the outback because of the many arsonists along major idiot boundaries and booze trenches. See the Bushfire Awareness brochure.<br />Tropical storms and cyclones are usual in Australia, and they may occur during the wet season, November to October. And watch out for <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=sydney%2C+hailstones">hailstones</a>.<br />If a natural disaster occurs, follow the advice of the local authorities. </p><p><br /><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;"><a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=animal+attacks%2C+australia">Wildlife<br /></a></span></strong>Australians are advised to respect wildlife laws and to maintain a safe and legal distance when observing wildlife, including marine animals and birds. You should only use reputable and professional guides or hunters and closely follow park regulations and wardens' advice.<br />Swimmers should note that <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=crocodile+attacks%2C+australia">crocodiles</a> have been sighted <strong>everywhere</strong> and there is every chance that you <strong>WILL</strong> be eaten. Also beware of: Funnel web spiders, Redback spiders, Brown snakes, Blue ring octupus, White sharks, Bull rays (crikey!), Cassowary’s, Goana’s, Bluebottles, Big Red Roo’s, Box jellyfish, Razorbacks, Wild buffalo and Dingo’s.<br /><a name="Money_and_Valuables"></a><br /><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Money and Valuables</span></strong><br />We want yours! We have a variety of ways of accessing your money and valuables, including, but not limited to: Pokies, the GeeGees, <strong>Bikies</strong>, Spruikers, Standover and <strong>Bikies</strong>. Be especially careful in the Kings Cross area of Sydney. Relatively few people in Australia know what a credit is.<br />The official currency of Australia is the good old Aussie dollar, which is the only currency that can be accepted as legal tender.<br />Make two photocopies of valuables such as your passport, tickets, visas and travellers' cheques. Keep one copy with you in a separate place to the original so we can steal it twice. .<br />While travelling, carry too much cash and remember that expensive watches, jewellery and cameras are very welcome and easily resold.<br />Your passport is a valuable document that is attractive to criminals who may try to use your identity to commit crimes. It should always be kept in an easily accessed place. You are required by Australian law to report a lost or stolen passport. If your passport is lost or stolen overseas, report it online or contact the nearest police station as soon as possible and we’ll have a bloody good laugh at your expense mate.<br />You are required to pay an additional fee to have a lost or stolen passport replaced. In some cases, the Government may also restrict the length of validity or type of replacement passports.<br /><a href="http://www.blogger.com/Local%20Settings/Temporary%20Internet%20Files/Content.IE5/02EULPFY/East_Timor%20(1).html#top#top"></a><br /><a name="For_Parents"></a><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">For Parents</span></strong><br />Leave the bloody ankle biters at home. More trouble than they’re worth! Little bastards.<br /><a name="Local_Laws"></a><br /><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Local Laws<br /></span></strong>When you are in Australia, be aware that local laws and penalties, including ones that appear harsh by civilized standards, do apply to you. If you are arrested or jailed, the Australian Government will lock you up and throw away the key. Bloody foreigners. Information on what Australian consular officers can and cannot do to help you does not exist.<br />Foreigners (wogs) who interfere in local political processes or engage in political activity may be subject to fines, detention, deportation and a bloody good bashing.<br /><a name="Local_Customs"></a><br /><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Local Customs</span></strong><br />There are standards of behaviour and dress in Australia. You should take care not to offend. If in doubt, seek local advice. Thongs and singlets are compulsory.<br />Religious days are closely observed. Loud noise and frivolous behaviour are mandatory during these times.<br />Revealing clothing should be worn in public places, including churches and markets, especially by the <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=obese%2C+australia">terminally obese</a>.<br />Public displays of affection are really poofy and will be punished by a bloody good bashing.<br /><a name="Information_for_Dual_Nationals"></a><br /><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Information for Dual Nationals<br /></span></strong>Australia does not recognise dual nationality. You are either Australian or a wog.<br /><a name="Entry_and_Exit_Requirements"></a><br /><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Entry and Exit Requirements<br /></span></strong>Visa and other entry and exit conditions (such as currency, customs and quarantine regulations) are draconian, and rightly so. Bloody wogs.<br />If travellers can demonstrate that they have a valid reason for extending their stay beyond 30 days in Australia, tough shit. You will not get an extension. Unless of course you bribe someone. Foreign (ie: wog) businesspeople can apply for a resident visa if they can provide proof of the registration of their business. Sorry, we put that last sentence in for a laugh. You still won’t get it.<br />It is illegal to import currencies other than US Dollars into Australia, above certain limits, unless you are a media magnate<a href="http://www.blogger.com/Local%20Settings/Temporary%20Internet%20Files/Content.IE5/02EULPFY/East_Timor%20(1).html#top#top"></a><br /><a name="Health_Issues"></a><br /><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Health Issues</span></strong><br />We strongly recommend that you take out comprehensive travel insurance that will cover any Australian medical costs, including medical evacuation, before you depart because we certainly will not look after you otherwise.<br /><a href="http://www.gideononline.com/blog/2009/03/14/mosquito-borne-viruses-of-australia/">Mosquito-borne diseases</a>: We’ve got most of them but we like to keep it quiet. Insect-borne diseases such as filariasis and dengue fever are prevalent with more serious outbreaks occurring from time to time. Japanese encephalitis is occasionally reported. We encourage you to consider taking prophylaxis and taking measures to avoid mosquito bites, including using an insect repellent at all times.<br />A Japanese encephalitis vaccine registered for use in Australia is currently unavailable.<br />Oh, and we’ve got Ross River fever too. Nasty little bugger that.<br />Avian influenza. Bloody wogs<br /><a name="Where_to_Get_Help"></a><br /><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Where to Get Help</span></strong><br />Don’t be bloody stupid.<br /><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Sports and Passtimes</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Australians are very bad losers. Two words: Johnny Wilkinson. Nuff said.</span><br /><br />If you are travelling to Australia, whatever the reason and however long you’ll be there, we encourage you to register with the Department of Foreign (Wog) Affairs and Trade. You can register <a href="http://www.orao.dfat.gov.au/">online</a> or in person at any <a href="http://www.dfat.gov.au/missions/index.html">Australian Embassy, High Commission or Consulate</a><br />In Australia, the Department of Foreign (Wog) Affairs and Trade in Canberra may be contacted on (02) 6261 3305.<br /><br /></p><div align="center"><em>This Advice was issued on Friday, 17 April 2009, 13:49:56, EST. by the security head of every organisation we could think of.<br /></em><strong>After all, job justification is paramount!<br /></strong></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">While every care has been taken in preparing this travel information for travellers, neither the Australian Government nor its agents or employees including any member of Australia's consular staff abroad, can accept liability for injury, loss or damage arising in respect of any statement contained therein. </span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong></strong></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>You're on your bloody own mate!<br /></strong></span></em><a href="http://validator.w3.org/check/referer"></a><a href="http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/validator?uri=http://203.6.168.99/zw-cgi/view/Advice/East_Timor&warning=0&profile=css2"></a><br />.... </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div>fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-1639339103678428532009-04-16T17:33:00.002+09:002009-04-16T17:41:01.036+09:00Lunch?The new Nautilus Waterfront restaurant is now open for lunch. Hooray!<br /><br />The pasta dishes are, as usual, superb. Mrs Sod had the Linguine alla Puttanesca and declared<br />it ab. fab.<br /><br />The kitchen is open from noon. Nautilus is on the Beach Road, about 50metres east of Hotel Esplanada.<br /><br />Treat yourself.<br /><br />....fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-13727628497865319322009-04-06T14:19:00.002+09:002009-04-06T14:25:35.446+09:00Liberal Democracy?Been Raped? Victim of incest? Gonna die whilst giving birth?<br />Well, <strong>HARD LUCK!</strong><br /><strong></strong><br />"<em><a href="http://www.radioaustralianews.net.au/stories/200904/2534991.htm?desktop"><strong>Draft abortion laws dropped in East Timor</strong><br /></a>Last Updated: Sat, 4 Apr 2009 13:35:00 +1100<br />East Timor's government has dropped an article from the draft penal code that decriminalised abortion for victims of sexual violence or incest following pressure from Catholic lobby groups.The first draft of East Timor's penal code was announced by the government last year. It decriminalised abortion for women if the pregnancy would put their mental or physical health at risk, or if they were victims of sexual violence or incest.The AMP coalition government has now dropped the second set of exceptions.Alita Verdial from the Alola Foundation says the decision may mean sexual violence victims will continue to have unsafe abortions."How about women like this - with the specific case like this - they can also have access to the health services".The penal code is expected be passed by the President soon."</em><br /><em></em><br /><div align="center"><strong>OINSA KARIK O HANESAN IHA NIA FATIN?</strong></div><div align="center"><strong></strong> </div><div align="center"><strong></strong> </div><div align="center"><strong>....</strong></div>fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-84019772323587994832009-03-24T08:17:00.004+09:002009-03-24T08:26:07.143+09:00Police NewsAnyone who says that East Timor is turning into a police state should be put up against a wall<br />and shot!!<br /><br />.........<br /><br /><br />Check out my good friends blog over at <a href="http://freeflowdiving.blogspot.com/">this link</a><br /><br />......fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-29523644872755442272008-12-20T08:22:00.002+09:002008-12-20T08:27:37.355+09:00Something Rotten in the State of Denmark?The following 3 links are definately worth a read:<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://timor-online.blogspot.com/2008/12/carta-aberta-ramos-horta.html">http://timor-online.blogspot.com/2008/12/carta-aberta-ramos-horta.html</a><br /><br /><a href="http://timor-online.blogspot.com/2008/12/is-there-rule-of-law-in-timor-leste-eng.html">http://timor-online.blogspot.com/2008/12/is-there-rule-of-law-in-timor-leste-eng.html</a><br /><br /><a href="http://timor-online.blogspot.com/2008/12/death-threats-after-e-timor-graft-claim.html">http://timor-online.blogspot.com/2008/12/death-threats-after-e-timor-graft-claim.html</a><br /><br />....fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-3655327043025373112008-12-19T10:55:00.000+09:002008-12-19T10:57:44.646+09:00Fantastic ETMedia Release: 19.12.08<br />Timor a Global Hotspot for Whales and Dolphins<br />A recent major scientific field survey has revealed the deep oceans off the fledgling nation of Timor-Leste are proving to be a global hotspot and major migratory corridor for whales and dolphins.<br />The project is a joint partnership involving the Government of Timor-Leste Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries (MAF), the Department of Natural Resources, Environment, The Arts and Sport (NRETAS) and the Australian Institute of Marine Science (AIMS), and was the first ocean-going scientific research trip undertaken by researchers from the Northern Territory and Timor-Leste.<br />AIMS Project Leader Dr Mark Meekan said the survey was the first major boat-based survey of cetaceans (whales and dolphins) in Timor-Leste and follows six months of intensive aerial surveys of marine wildlife including whales, dolphins, rays, sharks, turtles and crocodiles along Timor coasts by NRETAS, AIMS and Timorese researchers.<br />NRETAS marine biodiversity Principal Scientist Professor Karen Edyvane said the survey recorded more than 1,000 individuals in eight separate pods over a mere 50km stretch of coast in a single day of observations.<br />"This is among the highest level of cetacean abundance ever recorded," Professor Edyvane said.<br />"Not only has the trip revealed the amazing cetacean abundance and diversity of Timor-Leste, but it also demonstrates Timor-Leste’s interest in marine science and its strong commitment to protecting and managing its unique marine biodiversity."<br />Territory and Timorese observers, including NRETAS marine wildlife experts Ray Chatto and Dr Kiki Dethmers, and Timorese researcher Jose Monteiro identified approximately 10 species of cetaceans, including Blue whales, Beaked whales, Short-finned Pilot whales, Melon Headed whales and six species of dolphins including Risso’s dolphin, Fraser’s dolphin, Spotted dolphin, Rough-toothed dolphin, Spinner dolphin and the Bottlenose dolphin.<br />"The dolphins and small whales were literally jumping out of the water all around us – it was hard to know which animal to photograph," Mr Monteiro said.<br />"It is vital that Timor-Leste continues this important scientific research to gain a better understanding of these magnificent but sensitive creatures and ensure that these cetacean populations are properly protected."<br />Professor Edyvane said one day in particular, with glass-like sea conditions, pods of over 300-400 individuals were recorded by observers.<br />"We were all amazed to see such an abundance, diversity and density of cetaceans," she said.<br />"The seasonal east-west migration of the large whales confirms what several cetologists have long suspected – that the deep oceanic waters off Timor, along the Wetar and Ombai Strait, is a major migratory route between the Pacific and Indian Ocean for marine wildlife."<br />Unlike many ocean scientific voyages in Australia, the survey in Timor was conducted aboard a traditional 20 metre wooden Indonesian vessel, the Timor Tiger – the first vessel in Timor to be registered for scientific marine research. Café e Floressta Agricultura Pescas Loro Matan Department of Natural Resources, Environment, The Arts and Sport Anne Marshall Ph. 8999 4730 www.nt.gov.au/nreta<br />"The Timor Tiger was a great research vessel for cetacean observations – multi-level, viewing platforms and local Timorese crew and observers that could spot animals at great distances," Professor Edyvane said.<br />Mr Celestino Barreto de Cunha, Director of Fisheries Management with Timor’s Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries said that the discovery was indeed very exciting for Timor-Leste but it also presented many challenges.<br />"The Government of Timor-Leste recognises the enormous potential for marine ecotourism along its coast and will proceed very carefully in the development of this industry," Mr Barreto de Cunha said.<br />"We are committed to ensuring that this marine biodiversity is protected and we will continue to look to Australia to provide good scientific advice on developing a sustainable marine ecotourism industry and in particular, through our unique collaboration with marine researchers from the Northern Territory."<br />The survey was funded by the Government of Timor-Leste Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries (MAF) and are part of an ongoing program of coastal and marine conservation, research, monitoring and training projects being undertaken by Northern Territory and Timor-Leste researchers including NRETAS, AIMS, Charles Darwin University and Timor-Leste MAF scientists, with a view to developing sustainable marine industries and much needed regional employment and economic development.<br />To view the images of the recent cetacean survey in Timor-Leste go to www.nt.gov.au/marine and select East Timor Whale and Dolphin Survey.<br />For more information on the Government of Timor-Leste Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries go to <a href="http://www.maf.gov.tl/">http://www.maf.gov.tl/</a><br /><br />For some great pictures go to this link:<br /><a href="http://www.nt.gov.au/nreta/wildlife/marine/timorsurvey/images.html">http://www.nt.gov.au/nreta/wildlife/marine/timorsurvey/images.html</a><br /><br />....fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-12015316889898497892008-12-17T00:34:00.004+09:002008-12-17T01:06:51.335+09:00Nautilus - Because You're Worth ItWell, we’ve been waiting for it for a while now and we’ve all had a bit of a sticky-beak when we’ve been driving past but at long last the new restaurant on the beach road in Pantai Kalapa has finally opened.<br />It’s called ‘<strong>Nautilus</strong>’ and I can honestly say it was well worth the wait.<br />Situated about 50 metres east of the Hotel Esplanada, it has great sea views, easy parking and a constant breeze passing through. The music is laid-back blues and jazz, the staff are attentive and discreet and the décor is to die for. It’s a place Dili has needed for a long time now.<br />Owned and managed by R and B (like the music) ‘<strong>Nautilus</strong>’ offers a menu that should suit most tastes. On the (opening) night Mrs. FOS and I went there about 40 people were enjoying the food and very reasonably priced drinks. As the evening wore on the numbers increased up to around 70 or so and the place still didn’t seem over-crowded or too noisy.<br />After a couple of ice cold beers ($2.50 each) we ordered our meal. The starter was a dozen <em><strong>Oyster Kilpatrick</strong></em> to share and I wish we had ordered two dozen. We followed that with sirloin steak for myself and duck for Mrs FOS, both superb, accompanied by a great bottle of Pinot Noir. It’s one of those places where the napkins are cotton, there is no plastic and the furniture is good solid wood and very comfortable. All the while the staff were on hand but unobtrusive. Ashtrays were emptied immediately (yeah, I know, we shouldn’t smoke anyway), table’s were cleared and the booze didn’t come in cans or bottles. I loved it. Oh, and the dunny’s are spotless and have their own special attendants just like in the real world. Mrs FOS told me that it was the type of place where she could walk in as a lone female and not feel out of place, intimidated or threatened. High praise indeed.<br />At the moment <strong>‘Nautilus’</strong> will be open from 3pm for drinks and then the kitchen opens at 6pm for dinner. I understand from R and B that it will be open for lunch in the New Year. I wish it was sooner. The only problem I have at the moment is that my favourite place in the restaurant seems to be the favourite place for everybody else. (<em>See picture</em>) It’s a great place to chill out, have a great dinner and/or after dinner drinks.<br />For those of you with a design bent (and I know a few of you out there have a certain bent) you must check out the floor designs. Hand crafted, Timorese inspired and very very original.<br />What more can I say? I love the place and Dili needs it. Let’s hope it raises the standards for everyone.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZOc8EfpRdpzrtwiAaOACJux6m9dPYsqe9CfyL3YtgJzW89-aPFUL21vNPYtMqvipjCfQ5x4de3x0qCZd3Zg0r93t-6ambdlzuBpzP4jRLI9_s0F9tWZ-95M0Y48Vsx1t08iC5ljz90Vk/s1600-h/IMG_0092.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280417029102874562" style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 213px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZOc8EfpRdpzrtwiAaOACJux6m9dPYsqe9CfyL3YtgJzW89-aPFUL21vNPYtMqvipjCfQ5x4de3x0qCZd3Zg0r93t-6ambdlzuBpzP4jRLI9_s0F9tWZ-95M0Y48Vsx1t08iC5ljz90Vk/s320/IMG_0092.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><em>The discreet entrance ( I love a discreet entrance)<br /><br /></em></span><span style="font-size:78%;"><em></em></span><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3OprOfkdWTWt3AG2cnCrZ40DdUlVwt-7PhKpVNf2NR3qWjIVy5VH7U4m9peG_J2SYzYahcQzNGq6bCtLISOtW8eWit_4UR6i2Pa4vRvJVOWok8PBzOndF-cGaKrbtw-GB9Rvlrkh8udU/s1600-h/IMG_0098.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280417034549385234" style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 237px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3OprOfkdWTWt3AG2cnCrZ40DdUlVwt-7PhKpVNf2NR3qWjIVy5VH7U4m9peG_J2SYzYahcQzNGq6bCtLISOtW8eWit_4UR6i2Pa4vRvJVOWok8PBzOndF-cGaKrbtw-GB9Rvlrkh8udU/s320/IMG_0098.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><em><span style="font-size:78%;">My favourite place</span><br /></em><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6YO9QX_M7hIeNlU1npHISheiZXhd9vf0Fy3S-efZuh5Al_BdI3A1HVo5zGjD01ov2WjjMFUjTitBstr7P0fCM7-PJtWlp4ktMd2WTg2R2G1uN4v-5AGr5XBocwTvDpisyUE4pxeo4fLc/s1600-h/IMG_0113.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280417037850098898" style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6YO9QX_M7hIeNlU1npHISheiZXhd9vf0Fy3S-efZuh5Al_BdI3A1HVo5zGjD01ov2WjjMFUjTitBstr7P0fCM7-PJtWlp4ktMd2WTg2R2G1uN4v-5AGr5XBocwTvDpisyUE4pxeo4fLc/s320/IMG_0113.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><em><span style="font-size:78%;">Happy Eaters<br /></span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:78%;">....</span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span></em><em><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></em>fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-14829071791431770792008-11-07T10:24:00.002+09:002008-11-07T10:36:25.570+09:00Whale Of A Time<div><div><div>On Wednesday I was lucky enough to be asked to go up in a very light aircraft and take pictures of ‘Mega Fauna’ in East Timor waters. Mega Fauna basically means anything bigger than, and including, turtles.<br />What a day!<br />We took off from Dili Airport at 0620 and before we had reached our cruising altitude of 500feet and 80mph (yep, the ‘plane was that small) we had spotted a big whale right off of the Jesus statue. Picture below. We basically flew the coast of East Timor from Dili to Jaco heading east then along the south coast heading west then when we got parallel with Same flew inland to west of Dili and then east again along the coast to Dili. Total flying time about 4 hours. Very hard on the bum and no way to stretch your legs but who cared?<br />We saw at least 6 species of whales, easily over 4000 dolphins, manta rays in formation, BIG hammerhead sharks cruising on the surface and we just stopped counting the turtles once we got to Com and beyond because there were too many.<br />We also got pictures of some illegal fishing boats from Indonesia which we have handed on to the appropriate authorities with times, name of vessel, location etc.<br />I knew we had great marine life here but I never knew it was so prolific. The two scientists I was with told me that it was an absolutely exceptional survey. And when a scientist starts to use long adjectives you know you’ve seen something special!!</div><div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0vh74mSLgMHa53bRkcwMl2lmbmCSpavtTziFWeVBUV8tu-McQCJWJAPPYkKgIR7GgN_Rd4hfTYQWSNjKIK09Ti1HPSXXiOD9lgMfRfUKUnOFLwbgwaXLtbscM0BbH61f51yj0kjeBKb8/s1600-h/A7EG6524.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265721826428598322" style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 204px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0vh74mSLgMHa53bRkcwMl2lmbmCSpavtTziFWeVBUV8tu-McQCJWJAPPYkKgIR7GgN_Rd4hfTYQWSNjKIK09Ti1HPSXXiOD9lgMfRfUKUnOFLwbgwaXLtbscM0BbH61f51yj0kjeBKb8/s320/A7EG6524.JPG" border="0" /></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyKU6LzqTLKPGC4PPoo7IDAoLixX02E1a_xd_5synGqS_kwBwmt_5T5a9rI34Wd2cmNlZczGLkyolASe0Ki9xJIkZy-JSedi2Y0wkpyRuEr-ARmKFNfKUypP4JDf-9knA61MyMAqfScbI/s1600-h/A7EG6624.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265721828086856466" style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 252px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyKU6LzqTLKPGC4PPoo7IDAoLixX02E1a_xd_5synGqS_kwBwmt_5T5a9rI34Wd2cmNlZczGLkyolASe0Ki9xJIkZy-JSedi2Y0wkpyRuEr-ARmKFNfKUypP4JDf-9knA61MyMAqfScbI/s320/A7EG6624.JPG" border="0" /></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHe46KWGB-1Zmd17QDZO-YJRYAaQZzy9aOjF0VgLjpRkdzj134bDpZc0jsGqGdaepqiqBjZmrGAo7h1ZV6SAzBWtNwT2pHWm9e9bcg0VHPQNAzxGoan_PLIJfIxmSApNwwKENoaB7u26E/s1600-h/A7EG6651.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265721833675092130" style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHe46KWGB-1Zmd17QDZO-YJRYAaQZzy9aOjF0VgLjpRkdzj134bDpZc0jsGqGdaepqiqBjZmrGAo7h1ZV6SAzBWtNwT2pHWm9e9bcg0VHPQNAzxGoan_PLIJfIxmSApNwwKENoaB7u26E/s320/A7EG6651.JPG" border="0" /></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFjTvXhawiHgZh97ijANBvI1-kqYXYL2xZYtRXr_k72E6teWPX8ByWIK-6rY8Mqz5l9hriW79Tuk5eMwYDjO7zKt6YnDy0r9D4PPszjEvYxhyh53KyQgz7jyDDNIoXTc7mA22k7uxcw2Q/s1600-h/A7EG6746.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265721833393673954" style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 250px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFjTvXhawiHgZh97ijANBvI1-kqYXYL2xZYtRXr_k72E6teWPX8ByWIK-6rY8Mqz5l9hriW79Tuk5eMwYDjO7zKt6YnDy0r9D4PPszjEvYxhyh53KyQgz7jyDDNIoXTc7mA22k7uxcw2Q/s320/A7EG6746.JPG" border="0" /></a></div><div> </div><div>Speaking of whales, does the Japanese ambassador <strong>really</strong> need to have 2 UNPol cars and 2 PNTL motorcycle outriders, with all the bells and whistles going, just to pop down the shops for a packet of durries and a 6 pack of Kirin on a quiet Saturday afternoon on the beach road?</div><div>After all, that's my tax money being spent. And I don't like it.</div><div> </div><div> </div><div>....<br /><br /><br /></div><div></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div></div></div></div>fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-51624101210995311072008-10-10T12:58:00.005+09:002008-10-10T13:14:33.408+09:00Security Warning!Today is the birthday of our beloved leader of the F-FDTL Brigadier General Taur Matan Ruak.<br />Please be advised that it is expected many F-FDTL soldiers will be pissed up in the bars of Dili this evening. Please take extra precautions<br /><br /><a href="http://www.radioaustralia.net.au/programguide/stories/200810/s2387632.htm">"Happy Birthday to you</a><br /><a href="http://www.radioaustralia.net.au/programguide/stories/200810/s2387632.htm">Happy Birthday to you</a><br /><a href="http://www.radioaustralia.net.au/programguide/stories/200810/s2387632.htm">Happy Birthday TMR,</a><br /><a href="http://www.radioaustralia.net.au/programguide/stories/200810/s2387632.htm">Happy Birthday to you"</a><br /><br /><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255372920449220898" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 207px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 238px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="236" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitjEUCjBLe7_MlWR1ODrQeXJYHtwuI8Z36XUhfyTwnahhgD5AcODoUPfQtBma-wwYs3XiYOOjw-3nXBPjE4Wj6WpPQz52pISijGiSIDtpdw_zNDQro3w0DDwsyR6jWCCMFfV1-3Ti14fI/s320/matan+ruak.png" width="123" border="0" /></p><p><strong> TMR</strong> <em><span style="font-size:85%;">(He's very short you know. Allegedly)</span></em></p><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">This security warning has been issued by FOS because he is a cynical old b*s***d.</span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">....</span></em>fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-4555719149043899292008-10-09T19:07:00.002+09:002008-10-09T19:19:51.457+09:00Traffic News<strong>From those nice people who gave us Doris Day and Desert Storm comes a security warning that is informative, non-alarmist and treats one like a responsible adult:</strong><br /><br /><em>WARDEN MESSAGE</em><br /><em>THE EMBASSY OF THE UNITED STATES IS TRANSMITTING THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION THROUGH THE EMBASSY WARDEN SYSTEM AS A PUBLIC SERVICE TO AMERICAN CITIZENS IN TIMOR-LESTE. </em><br /><em>PLEASE DISSEMINATE THIS MESSAGE TO ALL U.S. CITIZENS IN YOUR ORGANIZATION OR NEIGHBORHOOD. </em><br /><em>THANK YOU.</em><br /><em> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------</em><br /><em>Increased Security Around Dili</em><br /><em>1) The Government Palace is increasing security. Photo ID will be required, and new vehicle entry restrictions are in effect.</em><br /><em>2) The police have informed us that they are setting up checkpoints around town. Below is a list of checkpoint locations. </em><br /><em>Planned hours of operation are 2000-2200 hours and 0200-0500 hours, including roving patrols as well as static checkpoints. Contacts in the national police inform us that these checkpoints will be active over the next few weeks and applied periodically hereafter.</em><br /><em>Checkpoint Locations:</em><br /><em>1. Pantai Kelapa intersection (in front of the Indonesian food restaurant)</em><br /><em>2. Residence of the American Embassy (Management Officer): At Bidau Santana intersection</em><br /><em>3. City Café Restaurant: location at ANZ intersection</em><br /><em>4. Government Palace location at old Post office</em><br /><em>5. Audian in front of TOP ONE (Residence of the Secretary of State for security)</em><br /><em>6. Aitarak Laran intersection (in front of the Pertamina, Micro Finance office)</em><br /><em>7. Kolmera intersection (Road to Hotel Timor and Government Palace)</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>The police are mainly checking for the following items:</em><br /><em>Illegal and/or traditional weapons</em><br /><em>Proper Vehicles/Motorcycles documents</em><br /><em>Special focus on vehicles that use DH* plate numbers/Jakarta plate numbers. </em><br /><em>We strongly advise American citizens and their dependents to maintain at all times identity documents identifying them as American citizens or their dependents. We also recommend that you store photocopies of your passport’s information (photo) page and Timor-Leste visa separate from your passport.</em><br /><em>We further advise American citizens and their dependents to cooperate with authorities in the event they come across a military or police checkpoint. </em><br /><em>Please be aware of your surroundings.</em><br /><em>The U.S. Embassy will provide American citizens with further reports. </em><br /><em>For emergency contact, you may reach Consular Officer Roberto Quiroz at 723-1328. Embassy Switchboard is 332-4684. To reach an American staff member, please dial extension 2083, 2056, or 2171.</em><br /><em></em><br /><strong>Isn't that nice of them?</strong><br /><br /><strong>*</strong> (Bali number plates)<br /><br />....fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-81371946016431497772008-09-13T10:22:00.007+09:002008-09-13T10:45:08.943+09:00Cane Toads? Load of Arse.So, we are being invaded by Australian cane toads are we? Buffo bullshit I call it. No one yet has actually caught one of the said toads and presented it to any experts for inspection so far as I am aware. But what do we have? Some individuals have said we have cane toads here and that they 'stowed away' on INTERFET vehicles in 1999 to get here. So everyone and his ill informed son are jumping on the Buffo bullshit bandwagon. Even Senator Bob Brown in Australia has called for an 'extermination programme' to wipe out the toads that havn't yet been proved to be here. Senator Brown even sent me an email this morning trying to confirm that cane toads are here. I think this was in response to an email I sent him regarding his unsubstantiated comments. Even our beloved President, once again, has jumped on the <a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24335517-23109,00.html">Buffo bullshit bandwagon</a>. Dear Mr. President, if you don't listen to your media advisors, maybe it's about time you did. And if you DO listen to them, maybe it's about time you sacked them. Or get them, and you, to read <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/09/12/2363323.htm?section=justin">this link.</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><p></p><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5245314142185240146" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGvec12PAU29uM7bXUAojbk5-ukr3CZbC_VD3KHGsYGZ24OEw4h90VsOYXxzTCJwjTDyD8-J4dMmORHhIEb7jmMESpBQTtZDH3EUcJhbEN76emoNp7jQ1R4Bf5KNjeAK95E9bcXnOAvwI/s320/CaneToad2_20_28Medium_29.jpg" border="0" /><em><span style="font-size:85%;"> A cane toad (without the hat). Have you seen one of these Mr. President?</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size:85%;">....</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size:85%;">ps - if it is proved that there are indeed cand toads here I will donate USD 100.00 to any</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size:85%;">local Timorese NGO.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em></p><p></p>fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1883208935366086650.post-42883289922510251372008-08-26T22:17:00.001+09:002008-08-27T09:07:41.487+09:00Business News<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5HpLoUqdW8Ort32t_3hKeDGSCn5nQhDm1GdVZlwxMMtD9pytb4-m_T5NHTfl3412vMvd4y12EPuqj4LUr-jg5VjLnVEZ-HrdgHbQhNHoVJVIRimMxWuZH3YoC17A93jynll8Ewk_5a-w/s1600-h/Invitation+to+bid.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238982271292237250" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5HpLoUqdW8Ort32t_3hKeDGSCn5nQhDm1GdVZlwxMMtD9pytb4-m_T5NHTfl3412vMvd4y12EPuqj4LUr-jg5VjLnVEZ-HrdgHbQhNHoVJVIRimMxWuZH3YoC17A93jynll8Ewk_5a-w/s320/Invitation+to+bid.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />....<br /><div></div>fat old sodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07164355449887796200noreply@blogger.com4