So, Jose and Alseno are sitting on a log in Betano, contemplating the horizon.
“You know Alseno” says Jose, “If I were to win the Timor Telcom lottery I would give you half”.
“You would?” says Alseno.
“Of course, you are my best friend. And if I had two houses I would give you one, because you are my best friend”
“You would?” says Alseno.
“I would” answers Jose “because you are my best friend. And if I had two buffalo I would give you one, because you are my best friend”
“You would?” asks Alseno.
“Of course I would, because you are my best friend. And if I had two goats, I would give you one”.
“You would?” replies Alseno. “And what if you had two chickens?”
“Fuck off, you know I’ve got two chickens”
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