Overheard in the pub tonight during an Aussie rules football game on the TV. One of the patrons was getting quite upset:
Patron: Oh no, he manhandled him, come on referee, f**king hell!
Barman: What do you mean he 'manhandled' him? It's a f**king man's game. Did you want him to touch his rectum?
Patron: I hear Melbourne do that....
It made me laugh.