"Good morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome aboard this UN flight from Denpassar to Dili. As I am sure you are aware, we have a Very Important Person on board today, the Secretary General of the United States...." Doh!
Embarrassed silence ensued.
George W. Bush
Overheard on my verandah recently:
"There are some things a man just can't walk around" (I think that was actually Gary Cooper)
"I can make cheesecakes on auto-pilot"
"You can't put the shit back into the horse"