One person's view of life in East Timor.
What took you so long? I hope you enjoyed rubbing yet another Aussie world cup defeat in. Mind you I guess you're bored of it since we've been doing it for the last 8 years. "Greatest team in the world mate?..."Northern Monkey
Jeez poor aussies. It is obvious he's lickin'. And just imagine they are so humiliated by a nation who even did not get into european cup this year
Polish football team is in one group with Croatia, we'll avenge the poor Brits.
Yes, yes, but who smashed the poms at cricket eh, who was that?-Knackers
Knackers,You can basically take your pick.NM
Life's too short for cricket, who cares?
Is this a proposal we’re witnessing here?What exactly WON’T a pom do to achieve emigration rights to Australia!? Surely England isn't THAT bad!T
Dear T,I wouldn't nick a pig from the farmer down the road, which is what most of you seem to have done to get your 'emigration rights'. While you were busy getting good at cricket, the rest of us were trying to deal with climate change. Glad to see you've caught up! I suspect when we start feeling the effects it'll be you lot wanting to return to the motherland. ;)NM
NM,My loveable ancestor originally sent to Aus from the motherland was, and I quote, a "pickpocketer of drunks".Not, I will have you know, a filthy pig thief!T
Dear TI thought your ancestor was from the Fatherland.
I heard they were as English as the Queen.NM
BOOOOORING.....If I stole one of your dogs would you send me home to Oz for Christmas?T
Steal them, let's eat them. Word has it Mrs SOD can cook a christmas dinner. Which POM will stuff it?
Doris Au VinIngredientsDoris500 gm mushrooms1 bottle red wine1 bay leaf1 tsp peppercorns1 onion6 cloves garlic1 tsp thymeflour for dredging1 carton cream100g butterMethodPre-heat oven to 180 C or gas mark 4. Melt butter in a large oven-proof casserole dish on top of stove. Dredge the Doris joints in seasoned flour and fry in butter until browned. Remove from pan.In the same butter, fry onions and garlic until soft. Return Doris to the pan and add red wine, herbs and spices. Cover the casserole and put into oven for approx. 1 hour.Add mushrooms and cook uncovered for a further half-hour or longer, if Doris is still tough. When cooked, remove Doris and arrange on a serving platter.Transfer casserole to top of stove, add cream and reduce the gravy. Pour over Doris and serve with mashed potato. Bon appetit!
Can we have that for Christmas dinner then!?You know I'm a vego bet hey, the mashed spuds sound nice. Any chance we could squeeze an apple in her chops!?Thanks Ms SOD, you made my day :)
Dear Mrs Sod,That is the first thing that has made me laugh uncontrollably for a long time. I wonder if you could remove the ears before cooking and add them as a garnish at the end?NM
Wouldn't it be better to use her ears as a sort of serving plates?You could serve them with Sicky and Bandit's testicles.2 Doris earssaltpowdered thymepowdered rosemaryolive oilUse kitchen shears to remove the Doris ears from the scalp, soak the ears overnight to remove the blood. After blanching first, boil the ears for 30 minutes. Now's the moment to skin and clean the ears: remove the fur, clean the inner ear and the veins. Dry the ears in a warm oven, make sure they are absolutely dry. Heat the olive in a deep pan, put the ears into the pan and make for cover when they start to splatter. Take them out when they are nicely browned. Rub the Doris ears with garlic and sparkle with salt and powdered thyme and rosemary.2 Bandit testicles2 Sick Boy testicles300g mixed testicles (should be fresh though)6tbsp vegetable oil2 onions, chopped4 cloves garlic, chopped1 inch piece of ginger, chopped1tsp chilli powder1tsp garam masala1tsp turmeric1tsp cuminA pinch of saltBlack pepper2tbsp tomato puréeOne small tub of double creamOne small tub of crème fraîcheHeat the oil in a pan, add the spices, garlic ginger, salt and pepper and stir for a few minutes for the flavours to come out. Add the onion and fry until brown. Add the testicles and fry for five minutes or so. Finally, turn down the heat, add both tubs of cream and cook for five minutes until it thickens. Serve with deep-fried Doris ears.
I thought that was the ref's cologne I smelt on you you desperate cunt?
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