Fruits N' Nuts!

This is something I just had to post. I read it this morning whilst per-taking of my normal breakfast: 8 Marlboro lights, 5 large black coffees and a coughing fit. Mrs Sod was having her usual muesli and the muesli packet had it’s back to me. It’s an Australian product so maybe that explains a few things. It took me at least an hour to wipe away the tears of laughter.
Anyway, this is what is said on the back of the packet:

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“Our muesli isn’t just a mixture of different fruits, grains and seeds, it’s a United Nations of flavour, where everyone gets along. When the cranberries have a dispute with the currents, they don’t fight, they hug each other. Then when that’s done, they hug the apple. Then all three of them visit the strawberries and hug them too. Then you know what? Everyone hugs muesli. Sometimes, late at night, you can hear them singing peace songs with that quirky out of tune guitar of theirs. So pour yourself a bowl and TASTE the DIFFERENCE”
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Is this why I perceive the UN as a bunch of fruits?

You couldn't make it up if you wanted to.

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